What a fake bake if there ever was one!!

Sisters

Never underestimate the power of a (cheating) married man to lie...continually. I have just read - in today's UK Daily Mail newspaper - that Gordon Ramsay had the nerve to call me deluded about our affair!  Shame he does not have those same balls to admit the truth about our affair. The truth ALWAYS comes out eventually - it just depends how long eventually actually is.  If I am deluded then he is an ugly old wrinkled cook - oh, but he is, silly me!

The journalist doing the story had been told not to ask him about me, however, when his wife stepped out of the room (strike one) he ripped into me and how the story about him sleeping with me was so untrue...LOL!! Clinton comes to mind, and how stupid he looked when he had lied so much about something that was true and later proven.

Watch this space, as it won't be pretty.

Keep the faith and live in the truth

Sarah J x 

Governor Sanford - Another scandal for the Republicans.

Well, well, well. One person who was probably not 'too cut up' about Michael Jackson's untimely death was the Governor of South Carolina, who, just 24 hours before the MJ tragedy, had been outed for having an affair with a woman in Argentina..... (talk about long distance eh!!).

For those of you who didn't see his live statement at the press conference, you really should. It was award winning. Oh the tears. Oh the guilt. All in all enough to make a crocodile handbag and matching shoes!!!

In this case I must commend his wife, and you will know that's rare for me. At least she had the kahunas (sp?) to get out. She had left him to his little south-American mistress a while earlier when he had told her of his extra-marital activities, and, seeing her talking to the media yesterday she seems like she is a woman who has it all put together. It will be interesting to see how the next part of this saga plays out, but, more importantly, we ALL want to get a glimpse of 'Miss Argentina now righ???!!!'

Watch this space

Peace

Sarah J. x

DYNAMITE DOWN UNDER......

Well what a week. Thanks to Gordon Ramsay's foul mouthed tirade, The DYNAMITE Agency is now alive and kicking in Australia.... go to http://www.seven.com.au/ to see what I mean...

MY EXPLOSIVE NEWS!!!!

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpp/news/local/Dynamite_Agency_Catching_Cheaters_20090602

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

June 1, 2009

DYNAMITE AGENCY OPENS SHOP AIMED TO BLOW COVERS OFF THE BEDS OF CHEATING MARRIED MEN OF HOLLYWOOD

LOS ANGELES --- DYNAMITE, the world’s first agency dedicated to uncovering Hollywood’s many cheating married men, has opened its doors for business.  The explosive Team Dynamite, two blonde bombshells  -- Sarah J. Symonds and Alexandra “Lexy” Barrett – are poised to help wives, fiancées, and girlfriends put a stop to bedroom and backdoor shenanigans.

“There’s so much infidelity in Hollywood, it’s time we come to the rescue,” said Symonds, a self-proclaimed "infidelity analyst" and well-documented ex-mistress of celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. 

DYNAMITE works on a case-by-case basis taking on the role of a private investigator after consulting with their clients. Outsourcing is also done for certain aspects of an investigation.

“We’ve been bombarded with phone calls from suspicious Beverly Hills housewives who want their minds put to rest or their suspicions confirmed,” said Barrett, a former hypno-therapist to the stars, who herself was cheated on when she was married.  So, this is a case of the cheater and the cheated collaborating to work together making them an ‘explosive’ duo….

Symonds has appeared as a guest on countless national and international TV talk shows and radio interviews and featured in glossy magazines. Following an overwhelming appearance in 2008 on the “Oprah Winfrey Show,” and more recently on “Dateline NBC” and “The View” in 2009, Sarah continues to stir the minds of thousands of women with questions on how to get out of a toxic relationship with a married man. 

Since her “RamsayGate” affair, Symonds has decided to go straight and has set herself with a self-imposed challenge to be married by next year on her 40th birthday. She maintains a daily diary of dates and is penning a second book about her arduous journey to the altar titled “From Mistress to Mrs.” 

Rates at DYNAMITE range from a modest $250 per hour up to $5,000 per week depending on individual circumstances.  "As long as we have helped women solve their dilemma with their spouses, we have accomplished our goal and the cost was worth every cent," Symonds added.

To contact the DYNAMITE offices, please call Sarah J. Symonds on her dynamite cell phone 310-345-4053 or via her explosive website: www.havinganaffairthebook.com.

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Media Contact: Bob Mazza (310) 994-4847 * mazzaefx@earthlink.net

Barbara Walters is a true Wolf in Sheep's Clothing??!! I am OUTRAGED and DISGUSTED!!!!!

Right Sisters 

Sorry I haven't written for a while but I have been run off my feet (although sadly not by a handsome, fit, virile, young man).  I'm sure that many of my American sisters know I was on "The View" yesterday (The View is one of the top daytime talk shows here in the USA and hosted by Whoopi Goldberg and Barbara Walters & co.) The interview went well, even though I was thrown a couple of curve balls. You can go to this link to see the interview.

http://www.theview.tv/video/hot-topics-having-affair

However, I am so so totally devastated and gutted.  Anyone who knows me well knows that it has been a big lifelong dream of mine to meet - and be interviewed by - Barbara Walters. The 'Most Famous Other Women in the World' finally get to talk candidly so to speak. And - I thought - that after all she wrote in her book about her affair, that she would be the last person on earth to judge me! Sadly I was very WRONG!! Very wrong indeed....

The reality of my short meeting with 'Ms. Walters' was, and is, the biggest shocker and disappointment of my whole life to date (and hell, I've had some mega ones as many of you will know) because of what she said to me back-stage before I went on air.  For any of you who saw the show, BaWa and Whoopi ripping into the brilliantly sharp commentator Glenn Beck from FOX News (the previous guest on before me) for SO long meant that my interview was actually pushed to the next segment because they ran out of time; it also meant that Barbara would apparently then not be able to be on the panel of hosts interviewing me as she had to leave.  In hindsight thank GOD she had to leave, as what I am about to describe would have happened on air and I would have looked like a right clown I can tell you as I had no answer for what she said to me.  To be honest, I have never heard anything quite so ignorant ever before. (*If you're reading this Glenn - thank you for being on before me - and I am here for you, whatever you need.) 

So, I went up and introduced myself to Barbara behind the scenes, and told her how thrilled - even honored - I was to meet her, since she has been "where I have been" and how we hence had "a lot in common" kinda of thing,  adding how "I wished she was going to be on the panel to be in my corner." Well, Bab's turned round and said to me, "Oh no my dear (without even a pause) I have never been a Mistress!!" I said, "Err hello?? What???  I saw you talking about your mistress days (with a black senator no less, and can you imagine in those days how bad a thing that was for her to do) last year on the Oprah Show, and I read about it in your book."  She replied with, "Well I may have been the other woman but I was never a mistress, my bills were never paid for me. I was never financially looked after!" and  she looked at me with complete disdain! With that, she slowly picked up her handbag and turned to leave. Her parting shot was the most interesting though.  She turned to me and said, "but, if I ever did it again I would make sure I was."

So there we have it - MORE denial.  Incredible. Everybody seems to be living in denial these days of who and what they are. But that is Barbara's belief I guess (and there were no cameras on us so this was her being her) and her way of absolving what she did perhaps. That must be the hollywood slant on being the other woman. My blog  - and my anger today - is fueled by the poignant comment left by an anonymous mistress named 'Wolf Cries Alone' on my blog page yesterday. The very 'user name' she chooses as her handle is heartbreaking in itself. Wolf says that she cannot even afford to buy my book right now, not until she gets paid next Friday, yet, as you will read in her comment below, she is currently living out the pain of having an affair with a married man. I'd love to know what you think Wolf? Do you call yourself a Mistress? I can see in your comment you do. If so, don't dare let Barbara hear you, it would blow her theory - as from the nature of the comment you left me it does not sound to me like you are having any bills paid for you by your MM right now, and that you seem in a bad financial place in general (bet his wife is doing ok of course though eh Wolf???)

Actually I am going to post Wolf's comment here for all to see (*and Wolf please email me your mailing address so I can send you a complimentary copy of my book asap!!). You will not cry alone any longer my dear.  I am here for you. And for the record Wolf, my mistresses at my Mistresses Anonymous chat room are livid about all this. Come to http://www,mogulus.com/uk2la

WolfCriesAlone has left a new comment on your post "A SONG for my SISTERS.......": 

Wow, Sarah, you hit the nail on the head with this one (song by SJS)! As a fellow poet and currently a mistress, you have described me to the core. Can't wait to buy your "manual" next friday. (When I get paid). Can't afford your book as yet, but I will see if the public library has a copy I can read as it sounds like it's a must read for any woman not in her right mind and get's into an affair, like me. 

Posted by WolfCriesAlone to "Pillow Talk" with Sarah J. Symonds at May 22, 2009 11:41 AM

Please send me your comments ladies as I am totally outraged by Barbara's words to me.  I sure as hell was not having 'my bills paid' by Gordon Ramsay, even though I am constantly referred to in the media as 'his mistress!'

I am really outraged by Barbara's hypocrisy and mindset as I had AT LEAST expected support from her.  I have to say that all of the other hosts on The View were wonderful to me and so gracious.  I would have expected them to be the ones to make me feel cheap if anyone were to - as Sherri has been cheated on and Elizabeth is happily married, but they were lovely to me.  I can't believe it was Barbara who has made me feel so cheap!  I thought Barbara would at least be someone who could relate to me and to our plight!  I was even going to tell her that her 'coming out' made all of us mistresses feel less stupid.  I mean if Barbara Walters  - the biggest female talk show host in the world  - can choose to be in an affair with a married, high profile, man it made us feel better about ourselves - or it at least did me anyway.  What she said to me is like us both being (ex) drug addicts but her saying to me "Oh no dear, I was never a crack-head...I just liked to shoot up my arm on the weekends - just for fun and for recreational purposes...but, I was never one of you!"

I'm off for a cold shower to try and calm down!!  I truly am raging mad at this now the more I think of it.  It doesn't help that the temperatures here in southern California are in the low 90's either!!!!!!!  

I want an apology from Barbara and I want to do a one-on-one interview with her on national TV to dispel the myths she is self-perpetuating.  For the record Barbara you have really have insulted me. How dare you look down your nose at me like that! You said you'd read my book last weekend - if so - then you will notice that the title is a "Handbook for the Other Woman" - that means YOU!  Call it what you will - you were still sleeping with someone else's husband so, for the record, you are no better or worse than me or the thousands of mistresses who write to me for advice.  You might want to remember that for your next book! I may be many many things Barbara but I am not a liar nor a hypocrite.  If only you could say the same.  Plus, I have helped hundreds and hundreds of women get out of their affairs with married men and used my wrong doings to help others.  I guarantee you can't say the same. 

A SONG for my SISTERS.......

Greetings all 

Inspired by he success of my daily on-line 'Mistresses Anonymous' Support Group (http://www.mogulus.com/uk2la) I have written this song, which I think pretty much sums it all up!  This is for all the women who have been gracious enough to share their stories with me, and all the sisters of the mistress-hood who have joined the chat room to share their experiences and empower themselves to get OUT of their affairs.  Everyone who stands up for their truth makes it easier for the next person.  'MA' rocks!!!  So proud of you all. 

Ps - If there are any music producers reading let me know LOL.

"The Secret Goodbye"

I exist by pretending to be ok all the time

The pain of loving you feels like a crime

Everyone’s noticing the strain on me

And I cant say why as discretion is key

 

*Inside I’m dying, I’m always crying - so then why do I stay? Because maybe one day you’ll be mine, you just may

 

These chains are too heavy to carry forever

As I know we will never be together

You’ve already got a family and wife

So why then the lies; why steal my life?

 

*Inside I’m dying, I’m always crying - so then why do I stay? Because maybe one day you’ll be mine, you just may

 

I lay alone in my bed and 3am is the worst

I obsess about you with her and it hurts....really hurts

Day and night I just rot away inside,

In a way I could never, ever, describe

 

*Inside I’m dying, I’m always crying - so then why do I stay?  Because maybe one day you’ll be mine, you just may

 

You say I’m number one, yet never put me first

You call me crazy but it's anger – enough to burst!!

The pain is becoming too much to bear

And I have no ears with which to even share

 

*Inside I’m dying, I’m always crying - so then why do I stay? Because maybe one day you’ll be mine, you just may

 

As your secret other woman I’m just invisible.

You’ve stolen my dreams, my self-esteem, and, I'm miserable

Yet, I’m the one who loves you and cares for you..

So who do your family think is doing all that I do???

 

*Inside I’m dying, I’m always crying - so then why do I stay? Because maybe one day you’ll be mine, you just may

 

All I do is wait for your calls and for your news

I live in false hope one day it’ll be me ‘you choose’

I know you’ll survive - without me- and the lies

So now, to save myself, it really is time to say goodbye.

 

 

A POEM of LOVE .......by Sarah J. Symonds

Although Cyprus was a washout love-wise, here is a poem I was inspired to write while visiting the serene birthplace of Aphrodite the Goddess of Love. The setting was an expansive ocean all around me.  A fusion of bright turquoise and indigo waters crashing together against the rocks of where Aphrodite allegedly rose from the waves.  I am sure the words will resonate with many of you:  Enjoy..

Two People, One Step To The Beat...

Two hearts hold no discrimination when pairing

Two souls are reborn through the joy of sharing

Two people from different worlds come together

Two people but one pair of footsteps forever

 

If a love once deemed lost is now regained

And it’s lovers reasons never named or shamed

If the Lord affords them this second chance

He’s allowing their footsteps to go on and dance

 

Two people who trust and believe in each other

Can have a bond and commitment beyond many lovers

Maybe this is as good as it gets

Maybe it’s the reason why we met

 

In this world full of shallow agendas

It’s hard to allow one’s heart to surrender

But what if our soulmate is in front of our eyes?

 What if we’re too busy “looking” to realize

 

Thank you Lord for showing us the way

And for the luxury of living each brand new day

I pray that you give us the strength and the time

So our footsteps and hearts stay forever entwined

 

 

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