Hello my little rose petals. Before we go any further, let me raise my crystal flute, full of pink champagne, to all my readers in a toast, whomever you may be with today (and even if it is with someone else's parter!! :-)
Due to recently relocating to the UK for a while, in conjunction with my exciting new position of, "Spokeswoman for ashleymadison.com and now, ashleymadison.co.uk," I am currently between affairs, so to speak. But I am interviewing candidates for the role of my new MM, and will let you know how I get on. You all know my criteria by now, rich, old, and lots of fun!!!
I'm hoping all of you are being loved up today - and if not, why not? For anyone suffering the acute physical, and or, emotional rejection in their relationship or marriage - which so many of you write to tell me about - you do know you have options now with the Ashley Madison on line dating service catering to attached people who want to meet other like-minded adults. You no longer have to be ashamed about having sexual and emotional needs beyond your current relationship. Who needs that? Life is too damn short as it is...
And, in my experience, having a romantic affair can actually allow a person to have their needs met, while maintaining their otherwise healthy and happy relationship with their partner.
So, until tomorrow, have yourselves a great day - and try to have sex with somebody (even if it is your partner) to mark the occasion. And ladies, I hope that you will be so 'wined and dined' tonight, that you will be reading tomorrow's installment of the 'pillow talk blog' with a huge hangover (and some nice trinkets of course :-).
Sarah J. x