The Business of Bulls**t

Sisters, while sitting here writing my diary I notice that today's quote of the day is one from George Washington, and I just have to share it with you, it said, "LET YOUR DISCOURSE WITH MEN OF BUSINESS BE SHORT AND COMPREHENSIVE."  I love it - and, if we just replace the word 'business' with the word 'bullshit' then I think we have our new mission statement for the dating arena (and definitely for the mistresshood eh). Wise words from a wise man, and even though he made that statement in the 1700's we can still definitely learn from it today...

Ironically, I met a lovely George myself today, in LA.  All I can tell you is that he is delectably tall dark and handsome!  Incase you're reading this George, thanks for making me smile today and, thanks a lot for 'Ruby.'  :-)

That's all 

Sarah J. x

Around the World in 80 Men....

Helloooo sisters, and brrrr from a freezing cold, very snowy, London. Thank God I made it back from Stockholm though, as it was even colder there. I did the talk show (the host was delicious) and here is a link to the show; the first part is in Swedish, and I come on about 29 minutes into the show, so when the screen opens just push the slider across and you will see me come on after a few guests....(By the way, look for my parents in the audience and giving advice to me at the end of the interview...SO cute they are.)

http://svtplay.se/v/1435665/skavlan/del_4_av_8?cb,a1364145,1,f,102975/pb,a13 64142,1,f,102975/pl,v,,1426606/sb,p102975,1,f,-1

Now to my dating news, and, as I said, this dating business is hard.  I am fending off the married ones with a stick (you would be proud of Ex-Mistress Sarah for that, and at the same time I'm sure not surprised to hear how many MMs out there are dying to have an affair).  Regards the single guys, here's the scoop so far. 

*Sweden -  no interesting guys, so no dates.  

*Myrtle Beach, the date was a disaster (Note to sisters, 26 year olds are great in the bedroom, but not so great in other areas of life such as responsibility and gentlemanly acts, and spoiling a girl.  Why would they be at 26 though eh?).  

*LA a couple of dates from Match.com but nothing special so far.  (I know, MATCH.COM you cry, but what to do?  It's hard out there for an ex-mistress who has professed she will be married within a year... cut me a bit of slack ladies.)

*New York City, and, is the best yet to come?  Well I will be there this week on business, and hopefully some pleasure - especially as it is the run up to Valentines Day. (Note to sisters: remember what I tell you in the 'Handbook for the Other Woman' about what you should expect from your MM at Valentines Day, especially if VD happens to fall on a weekend!  Do NOT accept his excuses for not being able to take you to dinner!) 

Check my Mistresses Anonymous link any time you need extra support

http://www.mogulus.com/uk2la

I am trying to inspire you all that life is better with a single guy, and that there are some decent ones out there if you look, however, you know I always speak my mind and tell you the truth, and right now it is like a desolate wasteland of testosterone out there, but, I am NOT going to fall off the wagon. I will find Mr. Right ...(I hope!.)

Keep the faith

Catch you later...

Sarah J. x

Greetings from Sweden!

Hello from Sweden, where it is snowing.  I'm here to do TV talk show.  Did you know that Stockholm has the largest population of single people of any capital city in the world? So, I am looking for husband material here, but so far no luck.  Thank you all for your messages of support on my quest to find my Mr. Right.  It is bloody hard though as I am sure many of you know.  Not hard in that I am still attracted to the marrieds, as I am not.  I have been able to quit my addiction to the bad boys and MM's and Mr. Ramsay was my last married man thank you very much.  But just hard to find someone that you can connect with and have chemistry with, who is halfway decent looking, and doesn't need a truck for his amount of baggage, sigh!  Anyhow, I'll keep on trucking on my road to romance, and have no fear, I will be married by this time next year.

Hugs

Sarah J.

'Deep V'

well well well Sisters, Deep V. has proudly told us, in his latest comment below, that he has two mistresses and also a lovely wife, and all of whom he loves equally!!  I'll let you add your comments to him (and Deep V. I warn you that my mistresses may not be very nice to you.)

From my side, why DO you call yourself Deep V. and what part of the world do you live in? And, do your two mistresses know about each other (of course, I already know the answer to that one but want to hear it from you...)

Sarah J.

R.I.P.

Well, this is an unusual and sad blog for me to have to write today.  I heard today from a fellow Mistress in London (Mistress B, for all of you who have read my book) and also read it in the Uk press, that an ex MM of mine (actually, 'ours') has passed away.  He was a lot older than me (just for the record) but we did have some fun times together, and he had a very big heart.  Since I reference him (anonymously of course) in my book, I had to document his passing as a way of closure on my part, and I really hope he is with the Angels now. RIP my love (and PS, I know you would have got a kick out of this blog in your honor!!)

Severe Man Shortage UK 2 LA

Sisters... I am trying to find the single man of my dreams, but there is a severe shortage of decent single men, as we already know!!!  I've kissed a lot of frogs so far, but at least I have not fallen off the wagon, yet.  Stay tuned.  

Keep the faith

sarah J. x

From Mistress to Wife?

Ok sisters, well, as you (and most of the world) publicly knows that I fell of the wagon last year for the final time, I have decided that I am only ever dating single men in the future (I REALLY DO MEAN IT THIS TIME). In fact, as part of my new life and new start, I have decided to go on a worldwide tour to find my own husband before I am 40 years old (and, considering I am 39 in two days time, I really have to get my skates on!!)

Having kicked off my challenge this weekend, I write to you now 'on location' where I am having a glorious date with a wonderful 26 year old - who has no baggage - (i.e. no wives, ex-wives, kids or step kids yahoo) at a secret beach hideaway on the East Coast.  Young is the way to go go go.  Will this be my first date? or my last date?

More later, must trot as the young chap needs me...

Send me your thoughts on the age gap

Hugs 

Sarah J.