Ian Todd goes viral...

Sisters
As you all know by now, Mr. X is non other than Ian T. Todd, President of IMG International. I was thrilled to see that he has finally set up a Twitter account, all be it of course fake, I have no doubt. Ian was unable to use a computer, had never used one in his life, and, when he was (amazingly) asked to come back to work for IMG, he actually approached me to start ANOTHER affair with him (yawn) just as his wife Alex thought he was trying to make things work at home too (snore) as he said he "needed me to help him keep up to date with the latest technology, and social media, in order to be a success in his new IMG role at his late age." Thank God I didn't fall for that one eh sisters. And yes, I know, I know, you always say you can't believe I was with someone like him, someone who looks old enough to be my Grandfather. What can I say eh, love is blind maybe? Ha...

I see his IMG chum Alastair Johnston's daughter is now hooked up with Tiger Woods, LOL. Another IMG deal no doubt. Ian always told me how they had set up Elin to marry Tiger, as it suited 'their product.' Well since they have now negotiated Tiger's latest girlfriend too, should we be looking at IMG moving into the dating arena? Could be a great success if Teddy Forstmann gets behind that one. No pun intended.

Oh the stories I could tell, but I have to save them for my forthcoming book, "Memoirs of a Former Mistress." Wait til you hear the "candle story" sisters, and, thats all I can say about that right now. But, read all about it very soon :-P

Peace and hugs
Sarah J x